Don't Be a Dick guinea fowl mug

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This mug design pays tribute to my beloved rescue, Frankie, a beautiful Mallard drake, who was attacked by a guinea fowl at his former home + viciously stripped of his vivid feathers! That guinea is a dick… but I hear they all are. So don't be a guinea fowl. Like, ever. Not cool.

Super sturdy coffeehouse-style mug holds 15 ounces of whatever you please. Full-color design is applied via heat press using sublimation, making it permanent + totally dishwasher- and microwave-safe. Specifications: 4.5" H x 3.4" OD. United States shipping only.